......at this very moment! O.O I am also talking to Ben! Hehe, i am about to invite him to write something on my blog, too! But he does not know this yet. And now...the moment we've all been waiting for....I shall tell Ben to read this paragraph which I have just typed, and see what his response is. Will he accept my offer? Or refuse and forever hold his peace and never get to share his thoughts with the online world? The choice is his....
qwerty
^ that was Ben.
Showing posts with label ben being strange. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
this is the story
of my life. my life as it usually is. it is a sad, sad thing. my clumsiness, plus my brother's evilness...it equals disaster.
Anyway, I simply wanted to inform you of how my life has taken a turn for the worse in recent days. On Sunday afternoon, before we ate lunch, I was munching on cucumbers. Simply minding my own business. In fact, I was being obedient! My parents had actually TOLD me to eat those cucumbers! Anyway, these were vinegar-soaked cucumber slices. And being the um..frugal person that I am, I did not feel a need to waste a perfectly clean plate on cucumber slices, and therefore I simply ate them out of the container (which was filled almost to the top with vinegar). As I was contentedly enjoying these cucumbers, my brother, Benjamin, decided that he wanted some. SO HE TRIED TO STEAL ONE!!! As you can imagine, I was not pleased by this outburst. In fact, I was quite DISpleased. Therefore, I tried to protect my precious vegetables. In the process of performing this noble deed, I.........spilled the vinegar all over my lap. IT BURNS REALLY BAD, PEOPLE! Vinegar and skin are not meant to come in contact with one another!!! Plus, this vinegar spilled all over the counter and the floor, as well. For a few moments I simply sat there in shock. But then I felt compelled to clean up this mess. Well, actually, my parents told me to....while they laughed at me. (In a good-natured way. Although Ben, on the other hand, I am sure was laughing at me quite evilly, thinking "HA! my plan worked!"). Anyway, I cleaned up the vinegar and washed my legs off, and returned to my normal routine.
Then, on Sunday evening, after church, I attended an afterglow. At this afterglow, there was food. And this food was meant to be placed on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I chose to consume (or at least, I desired to consume) Skittles, Sour Skittles, M&M's, two cookies, and some Doritos. I placed them on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I ate several Skittles, and possibly a few M&M's. I calmly (well, as calmly as possible at an afterglow) followed my dear friends downstairs and outside. Once we had reached our desired destination (the patio), we (Bri, Laura, and I) stood there and had a lovely conversation (well, actually I don't remember what it was about...but I'm sure it was lovely). Whatever the conversation, at some point, Bri said something worthy of a hi-5, and therefore, being the good friend that I am, I eagerly gave her one! Or at least, I tried to do so. Unfortunately, my plate, a styrofoam plate, got in the way of my hand, and I inadvertantly flung its contents all over my dear friend, Bri. I felt quite embarrassed. Not to mention the fact that I lost all of my food except one cookie that Bri somehow managed to catch. Thank you, Bri, and I am terribly sorry for this mishap.
Saturday, I got our lawnmower stuck in a ditch.
Tonight, I was instructed to carry the leftover soup from tonight's dinner to the downstairs refrigerator. I was in the process of doing so when I noticed Ben's evil smile. I then noticed my iPod sitting next to him. Therefore I calmly told him, "DON'T TOUCH MY IPOD!!!!". At this, his face fell noticeably. Then he decided to torture me by following behind me as I ventured down to the basement. It was quite annoying, the paranoia that he might, at any moment, tickle me as I carried this large pot of soup. But that was the least of my worries. Along the way to the refrigerator, he discovered a dead lizard. He picked it up and teased me about it (although he somehow thought it was a frog...) until I was paranoid that he would shove it in my face. Therefore I ran the rest of the way to the refrigerator. As soon as my back was turned to put the pot of soup in its rightful place, apparently, Ben tossed this lizard onto the top of my head. I did not notice this. As soon as the pot was safely on a shelf, I whipped around to make sure the lizard was still where it should be - in Ben's hand. It was not. Seeing this, and Ben's evil smile and hysterical laughter, I screamed and jumped up and down and shook my head to rid it of this disgusting thing. It fell on the floor, and I was immediately quite angry with my...ahem...dear brother. Therefore I grabbed a 2x4 (except that it wasn't a 2x4 because it was shorter...but I do not know the exact measurements) and chased Ben around the basement and eventually upstairs with it. Then he proceeded to lock himself in his room until I gave up. Later, as he told our mother about this occurance, she told me, "Homicide is not the answer." A wise piece of advice that every human being should heed.
I am sorry if i have bored you with all of these stories. but i simply thought it might be funny to other people who have not had the...ahem...pleasure of experiences such as these. And keep in mind, that this sort of thing happens to me on a regular basis. If you are ever bored, simply ask me if i have had any klutzy or odd experiences, and i will be happy to entertain you for a couple of hours.
well, ipml!! :)
~beth
Anyway, I simply wanted to inform you of how my life has taken a turn for the worse in recent days. On Sunday afternoon, before we ate lunch, I was munching on cucumbers. Simply minding my own business. In fact, I was being obedient! My parents had actually TOLD me to eat those cucumbers! Anyway, these were vinegar-soaked cucumber slices. And being the um..frugal person that I am, I did not feel a need to waste a perfectly clean plate on cucumber slices, and therefore I simply ate them out of the container (which was filled almost to the top with vinegar). As I was contentedly enjoying these cucumbers, my brother, Benjamin, decided that he wanted some. SO HE TRIED TO STEAL ONE!!! As you can imagine, I was not pleased by this outburst. In fact, I was quite DISpleased. Therefore, I tried to protect my precious vegetables. In the process of performing this noble deed, I.........spilled the vinegar all over my lap. IT BURNS REALLY BAD, PEOPLE! Vinegar and skin are not meant to come in contact with one another!!! Plus, this vinegar spilled all over the counter and the floor, as well. For a few moments I simply sat there in shock. But then I felt compelled to clean up this mess. Well, actually, my parents told me to....while they laughed at me. (In a good-natured way. Although Ben, on the other hand, I am sure was laughing at me quite evilly, thinking "HA! my plan worked!"). Anyway, I cleaned up the vinegar and washed my legs off, and returned to my normal routine.
Then, on Sunday evening, after church, I attended an afterglow. At this afterglow, there was food. And this food was meant to be placed on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I chose to consume (or at least, I desired to consume) Skittles, Sour Skittles, M&M's, two cookies, and some Doritos. I placed them on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I ate several Skittles, and possibly a few M&M's. I calmly (well, as calmly as possible at an afterglow) followed my dear friends downstairs and outside. Once we had reached our desired destination (the patio), we (Bri, Laura, and I) stood there and had a lovely conversation (well, actually I don't remember what it was about...but I'm sure it was lovely). Whatever the conversation, at some point, Bri said something worthy of a hi-5, and therefore, being the good friend that I am, I eagerly gave her one! Or at least, I tried to do so. Unfortunately, my plate, a styrofoam plate, got in the way of my hand, and I inadvertantly flung its contents all over my dear friend, Bri. I felt quite embarrassed. Not to mention the fact that I lost all of my food except one cookie that Bri somehow managed to catch. Thank you, Bri, and I am terribly sorry for this mishap.
Saturday, I got our lawnmower stuck in a ditch.
Tonight, I was instructed to carry the leftover soup from tonight's dinner to the downstairs refrigerator. I was in the process of doing so when I noticed Ben's evil smile. I then noticed my iPod sitting next to him. Therefore I calmly told him, "DON'T TOUCH MY IPOD!!!!". At this, his face fell noticeably. Then he decided to torture me by following behind me as I ventured down to the basement. It was quite annoying, the paranoia that he might, at any moment, tickle me as I carried this large pot of soup. But that was the least of my worries. Along the way to the refrigerator, he discovered a dead lizard. He picked it up and teased me about it (although he somehow thought it was a frog...) until I was paranoid that he would shove it in my face. Therefore I ran the rest of the way to the refrigerator. As soon as my back was turned to put the pot of soup in its rightful place, apparently, Ben tossed this lizard onto the top of my head. I did not notice this. As soon as the pot was safely on a shelf, I whipped around to make sure the lizard was still where it should be - in Ben's hand. It was not. Seeing this, and Ben's evil smile and hysterical laughter, I screamed and jumped up and down and shook my head to rid it of this disgusting thing. It fell on the floor, and I was immediately quite angry with my...ahem...dear brother. Therefore I grabbed a 2x4 (except that it wasn't a 2x4 because it was shorter...but I do not know the exact measurements) and chased Ben around the basement and eventually upstairs with it. Then he proceeded to lock himself in his room until I gave up. Later, as he told our mother about this occurance, she told me, "Homicide is not the answer." A wise piece of advice that every human being should heed.
I am sorry if i have bored you with all of these stories. but i simply thought it might be funny to other people who have not had the...ahem...pleasure of experiences such as these. And keep in mind, that this sort of thing happens to me on a regular basis. If you are ever bored, simply ask me if i have had any klutzy or odd experiences, and i will be happy to entertain you for a couple of hours.
well, ipml!! :)
~beth
Saturday, March 14, 2009
at this very moment
i am working on my algebra. well, ok, at this VERY moment, i'm typing... here's my algebra problem that i'm doing:
[x+(-7)] [x+(-3)]
yeah, i'm just supposed to simplify it. i'm not good at these! ok, i'll brb, i have to go eat lunch......ok, i'm back! aren't u glad? i'm sure u missed me very much :) anyway, now i have to figure out that problem......ok, i got my answer. it's prob wrong though.
x2 + (-10x) + 21
ok, the little 'x2' is x squared. idk how to make the two small. ok, here's my next problem:
nevermind. idk how to type it. forget it! u prob don't want to read about my algebra problems anyway! lol
oh my word! my friend posted this HILARIOUS story last night on her blog! and it was dedicated to ME! b/c i begged her to post SOMETHING. :) anyway, u guys should read it. it's sooooooo funny! almost as good as the one about the chair and the carpet! lol :) ok, i HAVE to work on my math! stop bugging me! jkjkjkjkjkjk!!!!!!! lol! haha, ok, anyway....oh yeah! algebra! hm.....i'm getting ready to look down at my math book.....but i really don't want to! AAAAAAH! someone's at the door!!!!!! whatever shall we do??????!!!!!!!!!!! oh, it's my great aunt and uncle....oh great! i look TERRIBLE! i'm in my pjs and everything! great. shhh....i'm hiding in the study. i'm not going to go into the living room. i know it's rude, but they prob would not appreciate it if i did go in! wow, i need ot brush my teeth! dude! brb! minty fresh!!!!!!! lol :)
dude! i just told u to leave me alone! i'm trying to do my algebra! i mean, five minutes isn't that bad, but you've been bugging me for soooooo long! i need to get done and THEN i can talk to you! (hahahaha! something very funny just happened, but ben and i are the only ones that shall ever know the secret....'exept for him' ben whispers secretively...) ok, i'm going to work on my algebra now, so BE QUIET AND LET ME CONCENTRATE!!!!!!! hahahahaha! lol :) oh, and can u pls tell ben to stop blowing his nasty unbrushed breath on me????!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks :) wow, that was a terrifying face that ben just made! dude! how many times do i have to tell you to leave me alone and let me work??!!!!! jjkjkjkjkjkjk!!!! ben says i need to work on my dainty little math.
oh! x=0, -5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, i just felt like sharing this beautiful moment with the world. wow! i can't wait till tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! our choir is singing in church. i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE singing in church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a good thing about that is that i don't have to stress over 'oh no! what in the world am i gonna wear???' b/c we have to wear our solid rock choir shirts and khaki pants! easy! the only thing i have to decide is what shoes to wear, and i'll prob just wear the shoes that i wear all the time anyway. the only thing about that is idk if they match my navy blue choir shirt or not....oh well. i really don't care. i might even wear my BLACK sparkly belt with my NAVY BLUE shirt!!!!!!!! *gasp*!!!!!!!! how could she??????
well, i didn't say i would actually do it....
sure, but how could you even think such a thought! i'm horrified!
well, i'm sorry, but it's my problem...not yours! you shouldn't care what I wear, just what YOU wear. hey! we could match!
well, if you're going to wear you black belt with your navy blue shirt, i don't think i WANT to match with you...
ok, i won't wear it. so will you match with me now?
ya know, i just thought of something, i HAVE to match with you whether you wear your belt or not....i AM you....
good point.
see you tomorrow!
ok! cya!
ankyway......wow, that was amazing! i like talking to myself!
i just got to show off my cat to aunt wanda and unka duwayne (that's what daddy likes to call uncle dwayne)! but unfortunately, daddy gave them the false impression that symon is worthless, uh...idr what i was gonna say now. we just got back from walmart! wow, i really need to publish this post! it's been ongoing all day!!!!!!! i started it at like, um......prob one o'clock! something like that...
ok, well, once again....WHY ARE YOU BUGGING ME????????? I'M TRYING TO DO MY ALGEBRA?????????? anyway, see ya!
~beth
[x+(-7)] [x+(-3)]
yeah, i'm just supposed to simplify it. i'm not good at these! ok, i'll brb, i have to go eat lunch......ok, i'm back! aren't u glad? i'm sure u missed me very much :) anyway, now i have to figure out that problem......ok, i got my answer. it's prob wrong though.
x2 + (-10x) + 21
ok, the little 'x2' is x squared. idk how to make the two small. ok, here's my next problem:
nevermind. idk how to type it. forget it! u prob don't want to read about my algebra problems anyway! lol
oh my word! my friend posted this HILARIOUS story last night on her blog! and it was dedicated to ME! b/c i begged her to post SOMETHING. :) anyway, u guys should read it. it's sooooooo funny! almost as good as the one about the chair and the carpet! lol :) ok, i HAVE to work on my math! stop bugging me! jkjkjkjkjkjk!!!!!!! lol! haha, ok, anyway....oh yeah! algebra! hm.....i'm getting ready to look down at my math book.....but i really don't want to! AAAAAAH! someone's at the door!!!!!! whatever shall we do??????!!!!!!!!!!! oh, it's my great aunt and uncle....oh great! i look TERRIBLE! i'm in my pjs and everything! great. shhh....i'm hiding in the study. i'm not going to go into the living room. i know it's rude, but they prob would not appreciate it if i did go in! wow, i need ot brush my teeth! dude! brb! minty fresh!!!!!!! lol :)
dude! i just told u to leave me alone! i'm trying to do my algebra! i mean, five minutes isn't that bad, but you've been bugging me for soooooo long! i need to get done and THEN i can talk to you! (hahahaha! something very funny just happened, but ben and i are the only ones that shall ever know the secret....'exept for him' ben whispers secretively...) ok, i'm going to work on my algebra now, so BE QUIET AND LET ME CONCENTRATE!!!!!!! hahahahaha! lol :) oh, and can u pls tell ben to stop blowing his nasty unbrushed breath on me????!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks :) wow, that was a terrifying face that ben just made! dude! how many times do i have to tell you to leave me alone and let me work??!!!!! jjkjkjkjkjkjk!!!! ben says i need to work on my dainty little math.
oh! x=0, -5 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, i just felt like sharing this beautiful moment with the world. wow! i can't wait till tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! our choir is singing in church. i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE singing in church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a good thing about that is that i don't have to stress over 'oh no! what in the world am i gonna wear???' b/c we have to wear our solid rock choir shirts and khaki pants! easy! the only thing i have to decide is what shoes to wear, and i'll prob just wear the shoes that i wear all the time anyway. the only thing about that is idk if they match my navy blue choir shirt or not....oh well. i really don't care. i might even wear my BLACK sparkly belt with my NAVY BLUE shirt!!!!!!!! *gasp*!!!!!!!! how could she??????
well, i didn't say i would actually do it....
sure, but how could you even think such a thought! i'm horrified!
well, i'm sorry, but it's my problem...not yours! you shouldn't care what I wear, just what YOU wear. hey! we could match!
well, if you're going to wear you black belt with your navy blue shirt, i don't think i WANT to match with you...
ok, i won't wear it. so will you match with me now?
ya know, i just thought of something, i HAVE to match with you whether you wear your belt or not....i AM you....
good point.
see you tomorrow!
ok! cya!
ankyway......wow, that was amazing! i like talking to myself!
i just got to show off my cat to aunt wanda and unka duwayne (that's what daddy likes to call uncle dwayne)! but unfortunately, daddy gave them the false impression that symon is worthless, uh...idr what i was gonna say now. we just got back from walmart! wow, i really need to publish this post! it's been ongoing all day!!!!!!! i started it at like, um......prob one o'clock! something like that...
ok, well, once again....WHY ARE YOU BUGGING ME????????? I'M TRYING TO DO MY ALGEBRA?????????? anyway, see ya!
~beth
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
just a little while ago
when ben was playing super mario galaxy on the wii, i kept saying "GO BEN!!!!!" and then like, every time i said that he would die on the game. so finally he was like, "this is no chicken-joke!" i have NO idea where that came from, but it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! he is quite a silly person.
i'm going to a party at jaymee's house tonite. i can't wait! like, all of my friends are gonna be there. there's gonna be A LOT of ppl. it's gonna be really fun! we're going to do a gift exchange, and we're going to go christmas caroling in jaymee's neighborhood. and i think maybe they're going to do a campfire or something. and i'm supposed to bring scattergories, so we might play that too. that would be fun! but anyway, i can't wait.
ok, well, i don't have anything else to blog about. oh yeah, except that jacob said i could put their story on my blog IF i payed for the copyright. and he also said i was nuts because i wanted to put "the ultimate tale of my failure" on the internet. but i told him that it would actually just show everyone how cruel he and matt are. and then i asked if i could PLEEEEASE put it on my blog without having to pay for it, and now i'm just waiting for a reply. so HOPEFULLY he'll say yes!!!! it is QUITE a story.
well, ipml =)
~beth
i'm going to a party at jaymee's house tonite. i can't wait! like, all of my friends are gonna be there. there's gonna be A LOT of ppl. it's gonna be really fun! we're going to do a gift exchange, and we're going to go christmas caroling in jaymee's neighborhood. and i think maybe they're going to do a campfire or something. and i'm supposed to bring scattergories, so we might play that too. that would be fun! but anyway, i can't wait.
ok, well, i don't have anything else to blog about. oh yeah, except that jacob said i could put their story on my blog IF i payed for the copyright. and he also said i was nuts because i wanted to put "the ultimate tale of my failure" on the internet. but i told him that it would actually just show everyone how cruel he and matt are. and then i asked if i could PLEEEEASE put it on my blog without having to pay for it, and now i'm just waiting for a reply. so HOPEFULLY he'll say yes!!!! it is QUITE a story.
well, ipml =)
~beth
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