Friday, July 29, 2011 7:25a.m.
Buenos dias! Sorry I didn't write yesterday! I kinda...*ahem*...fell asleep yestermorning...
Anywhosies, my devotional went pretty well on Wednesday night! :) I mean, it wasn't perfect, by any means, but it was better than last week's. :) I stumbled around at the beginning and felt like I had some sort of mental block, but then everything got smoother as it went along. :)
Last night was our cabin outing! We had a lot of fun! And then, one of the girls in our cabin - Olivia - got saved! :) It was really exciting! Laura talked to her for a while earlier in the day, and then Michelle prayed with her last night. She was so happy and was telling everyone in the cabin. :) Olivia has some kind of mental retardation or something (it's not too severe, but it's there), and it was so great to watch how sweet the other girls were to her! They congratulated her, and cheered for her, and one of the girls offered to give Olivia her Bible. I was so proud of them. :)
Today is our last full day of camp!! :( I'm really going to miss being here. But I'm looking forward to seeing my family and friends again. :)
Oh yeah, haha! Last night after lights out, Laura and I took showers, and then Michelle came in to take her shower. And then Laura and I needed to talk to her about something serious that we were concerned about. After we had talked, Michelle, somewhat randomly, told us (and acted out) this story about her getting a black eye. So then, we're all in the bathroom at llike, 10:30, cracking up (but having to be quiet because there are 8 sleeping girls right outside the door), and we can't stop. It was hilarious! Plus, Michelle still had black soot all over her face, so it made the situation even more comical! It was so funny... :)
But...maybe you had to be there... ;)
Well, I don't think I have anything else to write about...so adios for now!
7:49a.m.
P.S. Girls in my cabin week 2: Jenna, Gabby, Hannah, Emily, Oshie, Faith, Olivia, Marinda :)
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Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
yep...I'm writing a blog post
......at this very moment! O.O I am also talking to Ben! Hehe, i am about to invite him to write something on my blog, too! But he does not know this yet. And now...the moment we've all been waiting for....I shall tell Ben to read this paragraph which I have just typed, and see what his response is. Will he accept my offer? Or refuse and forever hold his peace and never get to share his thoughts with the online world? The choice is his....
qwerty
^ that was Ben.
qwerty
^ that was Ben.
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
this is the story
of my life. my life as it usually is. it is a sad, sad thing. my clumsiness, plus my brother's evilness...it equals disaster.
Anyway, I simply wanted to inform you of how my life has taken a turn for the worse in recent days. On Sunday afternoon, before we ate lunch, I was munching on cucumbers. Simply minding my own business. In fact, I was being obedient! My parents had actually TOLD me to eat those cucumbers! Anyway, these were vinegar-soaked cucumber slices. And being the um..frugal person that I am, I did not feel a need to waste a perfectly clean plate on cucumber slices, and therefore I simply ate them out of the container (which was filled almost to the top with vinegar). As I was contentedly enjoying these cucumbers, my brother, Benjamin, decided that he wanted some. SO HE TRIED TO STEAL ONE!!! As you can imagine, I was not pleased by this outburst. In fact, I was quite DISpleased. Therefore, I tried to protect my precious vegetables. In the process of performing this noble deed, I.........spilled the vinegar all over my lap. IT BURNS REALLY BAD, PEOPLE! Vinegar and skin are not meant to come in contact with one another!!! Plus, this vinegar spilled all over the counter and the floor, as well. For a few moments I simply sat there in shock. But then I felt compelled to clean up this mess. Well, actually, my parents told me to....while they laughed at me. (In a good-natured way. Although Ben, on the other hand, I am sure was laughing at me quite evilly, thinking "HA! my plan worked!"). Anyway, I cleaned up the vinegar and washed my legs off, and returned to my normal routine.
Then, on Sunday evening, after church, I attended an afterglow. At this afterglow, there was food. And this food was meant to be placed on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I chose to consume (or at least, I desired to consume) Skittles, Sour Skittles, M&M's, two cookies, and some Doritos. I placed them on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I ate several Skittles, and possibly a few M&M's. I calmly (well, as calmly as possible at an afterglow) followed my dear friends downstairs and outside. Once we had reached our desired destination (the patio), we (Bri, Laura, and I) stood there and had a lovely conversation (well, actually I don't remember what it was about...but I'm sure it was lovely). Whatever the conversation, at some point, Bri said something worthy of a hi-5, and therefore, being the good friend that I am, I eagerly gave her one! Or at least, I tried to do so. Unfortunately, my plate, a styrofoam plate, got in the way of my hand, and I inadvertantly flung its contents all over my dear friend, Bri. I felt quite embarrassed. Not to mention the fact that I lost all of my food except one cookie that Bri somehow managed to catch. Thank you, Bri, and I am terribly sorry for this mishap.
Saturday, I got our lawnmower stuck in a ditch.
Tonight, I was instructed to carry the leftover soup from tonight's dinner to the downstairs refrigerator. I was in the process of doing so when I noticed Ben's evil smile. I then noticed my iPod sitting next to him. Therefore I calmly told him, "DON'T TOUCH MY IPOD!!!!". At this, his face fell noticeably. Then he decided to torture me by following behind me as I ventured down to the basement. It was quite annoying, the paranoia that he might, at any moment, tickle me as I carried this large pot of soup. But that was the least of my worries. Along the way to the refrigerator, he discovered a dead lizard. He picked it up and teased me about it (although he somehow thought it was a frog...) until I was paranoid that he would shove it in my face. Therefore I ran the rest of the way to the refrigerator. As soon as my back was turned to put the pot of soup in its rightful place, apparently, Ben tossed this lizard onto the top of my head. I did not notice this. As soon as the pot was safely on a shelf, I whipped around to make sure the lizard was still where it should be - in Ben's hand. It was not. Seeing this, and Ben's evil smile and hysterical laughter, I screamed and jumped up and down and shook my head to rid it of this disgusting thing. It fell on the floor, and I was immediately quite angry with my...ahem...dear brother. Therefore I grabbed a 2x4 (except that it wasn't a 2x4 because it was shorter...but I do not know the exact measurements) and chased Ben around the basement and eventually upstairs with it. Then he proceeded to lock himself in his room until I gave up. Later, as he told our mother about this occurance, she told me, "Homicide is not the answer." A wise piece of advice that every human being should heed.
I am sorry if i have bored you with all of these stories. but i simply thought it might be funny to other people who have not had the...ahem...pleasure of experiences such as these. And keep in mind, that this sort of thing happens to me on a regular basis. If you are ever bored, simply ask me if i have had any klutzy or odd experiences, and i will be happy to entertain you for a couple of hours.
well, ipml!! :)
~beth
Anyway, I simply wanted to inform you of how my life has taken a turn for the worse in recent days. On Sunday afternoon, before we ate lunch, I was munching on cucumbers. Simply minding my own business. In fact, I was being obedient! My parents had actually TOLD me to eat those cucumbers! Anyway, these were vinegar-soaked cucumber slices. And being the um..frugal person that I am, I did not feel a need to waste a perfectly clean plate on cucumber slices, and therefore I simply ate them out of the container (which was filled almost to the top with vinegar). As I was contentedly enjoying these cucumbers, my brother, Benjamin, decided that he wanted some. SO HE TRIED TO STEAL ONE!!! As you can imagine, I was not pleased by this outburst. In fact, I was quite DISpleased. Therefore, I tried to protect my precious vegetables. In the process of performing this noble deed, I.........spilled the vinegar all over my lap. IT BURNS REALLY BAD, PEOPLE! Vinegar and skin are not meant to come in contact with one another!!! Plus, this vinegar spilled all over the counter and the floor, as well. For a few moments I simply sat there in shock. But then I felt compelled to clean up this mess. Well, actually, my parents told me to....while they laughed at me. (In a good-natured way. Although Ben, on the other hand, I am sure was laughing at me quite evilly, thinking "HA! my plan worked!"). Anyway, I cleaned up the vinegar and washed my legs off, and returned to my normal routine.
Then, on Sunday evening, after church, I attended an afterglow. At this afterglow, there was food. And this food was meant to be placed on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I chose to consume (or at least, I desired to consume) Skittles, Sour Skittles, M&M's, two cookies, and some Doritos. I placed them on a plate. A styrofoam plate. I ate several Skittles, and possibly a few M&M's. I calmly (well, as calmly as possible at an afterglow) followed my dear friends downstairs and outside. Once we had reached our desired destination (the patio), we (Bri, Laura, and I) stood there and had a lovely conversation (well, actually I don't remember what it was about...but I'm sure it was lovely). Whatever the conversation, at some point, Bri said something worthy of a hi-5, and therefore, being the good friend that I am, I eagerly gave her one! Or at least, I tried to do so. Unfortunately, my plate, a styrofoam plate, got in the way of my hand, and I inadvertantly flung its contents all over my dear friend, Bri. I felt quite embarrassed. Not to mention the fact that I lost all of my food except one cookie that Bri somehow managed to catch. Thank you, Bri, and I am terribly sorry for this mishap.
Saturday, I got our lawnmower stuck in a ditch.
Tonight, I was instructed to carry the leftover soup from tonight's dinner to the downstairs refrigerator. I was in the process of doing so when I noticed Ben's evil smile. I then noticed my iPod sitting next to him. Therefore I calmly told him, "DON'T TOUCH MY IPOD!!!!". At this, his face fell noticeably. Then he decided to torture me by following behind me as I ventured down to the basement. It was quite annoying, the paranoia that he might, at any moment, tickle me as I carried this large pot of soup. But that was the least of my worries. Along the way to the refrigerator, he discovered a dead lizard. He picked it up and teased me about it (although he somehow thought it was a frog...) until I was paranoid that he would shove it in my face. Therefore I ran the rest of the way to the refrigerator. As soon as my back was turned to put the pot of soup in its rightful place, apparently, Ben tossed this lizard onto the top of my head. I did not notice this. As soon as the pot was safely on a shelf, I whipped around to make sure the lizard was still where it should be - in Ben's hand. It was not. Seeing this, and Ben's evil smile and hysterical laughter, I screamed and jumped up and down and shook my head to rid it of this disgusting thing. It fell on the floor, and I was immediately quite angry with my...ahem...dear brother. Therefore I grabbed a 2x4 (except that it wasn't a 2x4 because it was shorter...but I do not know the exact measurements) and chased Ben around the basement and eventually upstairs with it. Then he proceeded to lock himself in his room until I gave up. Later, as he told our mother about this occurance, she told me, "Homicide is not the answer." A wise piece of advice that every human being should heed.
I am sorry if i have bored you with all of these stories. but i simply thought it might be funny to other people who have not had the...ahem...pleasure of experiences such as these. And keep in mind, that this sort of thing happens to me on a regular basis. If you are ever bored, simply ask me if i have had any klutzy or odd experiences, and i will be happy to entertain you for a couple of hours.
well, ipml!! :)
~beth
Saturday, April 25, 2009
wow, i can't remember
what i got on here to post about!!!!!!!! that's just sad. ok, well i havent' posted about TI (teens involved) yet, so i'll do that....even though it will make me mad. ok, so TI is this competition word of life does, and it's so teens have a chance to practice using our gifts. it's really cool....and fun! so i was in three things, puppets, choir, and a small vocal group consisting of me, laura, erin, and katherine. we call ourselves....THE TIPOS!! as i've told you before :) um, and bri is one of us too, but for some reason she didn't want to sing with us even though she has an AWESOME voice. oh well, anyway, we were singing 'the power of your love'. adn one of the lines is 'i'll rise up like the eeeeagle' (lol) and unfortunately one time during practice bri did this hilarious thing that looked like the chicken dance in slow motion!!!!! so every time after that that we got to the eagle part, we just HAD to think of bri!!! so then we FINALLY got over it and it wasn't so terribly hilarious anymore. but at TI, bri and matt decided to sit in the middle of the isle right in front of us so we could see them clearly. then in the middle of our song, laura starts laughing a little b/c she accidentally let her mind wander to a picture of bri doing the eagle wings thingie, and then that made me laugh! so then we're both standing there cracking up, and the judges are looking at us like "what is wrong with you?!" (oh, btw, one of the judges was my piano teacher!!!) and erin and katherine are the only ones singing!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was AWFUL!!!!!!!! AND EMBARRASSING!!!!!! AAAAUGH!!!! oh well, i'm over it now....even though we STILL haven't seen the judges sheets...but we've finally convinced bri and matt that it wasn't their fault....thankfully! cuz it was totally mine and laura's fault. so yeah, that was TI. well, at least choir and puppets went well!!! (except that in puppets, well all i do is control the sound effects which is thunder, and so the track has rain in between the thunderclaps, and the first few times i turned it on during the show, it was just rain instead of thunder and therefore the puppet was just screaming at rain. but oh well, at least that wasn't my fault!!!)
ok, well i g2g! ipml!!!
~beth
ok, well i g2g! ipml!!!
~beth
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Laundry Wars Episode 1.0
just now ben and i had a huge laundry war!!! it was AWESOME! i was smacking him in the face with a pair of his pj pants, while he was ATTEMPTING to get back at me with his underwear (this time they were clean, thankfully! ;).
while he was trying to retrieve his underwear from behind the dryer, i smacked him, which resulted in him pulling my arm around the corner of our little 'laundry room' (if u can call it that) and stretching me out very painfully. unfortunately he has discovered my weakness...pinching my shoulders. ouch. he says it took eleven years to find my weakness, but he is very proud of himself now that he has succeeded in his mission.
finally, in the heat of the war, our mother told us to stop because she doesn't appreciate washing our clothes and then having them strewn all over the floor. the end.
while he was trying to retrieve his underwear from behind the dryer, i smacked him, which resulted in him pulling my arm around the corner of our little 'laundry room' (if u can call it that) and stretching me out very painfully. unfortunately he has discovered my weakness...pinching my shoulders. ouch. he says it took eleven years to find my weakness, but he is very proud of himself now that he has succeeded in his mission.
finally, in the heat of the war, our mother told us to stop because she doesn't appreciate washing our clothes and then having them strewn all over the floor. the end.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
once again,
i would like to draw attention to my friend's blog monkey power. she has written an amazing post! it is soooooo hilarious it's just.....wow. i don't even know how to describe it. but if you need to laugh (which we all do every now and then), please go to her blog and read the latest post! and if you haven't read the other post, you should read that one too! but definitely read the one entitled 'vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!'. oh yeah, just to let you know, you can't leave a comment b/c it doesn't work for some reason. so don't even bother to try. i wrote out this looooong comment and then it wouldn't let me post it....so i was kinda sad. i just emailed her and told her.
ok, ben just came in from walking suzi, and he was like, "BETH! GUESS WHAT! I WAS WALKING SUZI AND WITHOUT THINKING, MY EAR THINGIES (translation: earbuds) FELL OUT OF MY EARS!!!!!! NO! NOT THAT PART WITHOUT THINKING! ANYWAY! WHEN THEY FELL OUT, WITHOUT THINKING I WAS LIKE, 'GGGGWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' HAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU CAN PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG IF YOU WANT TO! (and then i was like, 'but i don't exactly know how to spell ggggwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwkkkkkkk!!!!!!!! and then he was like,) YOU CAN JUST SAY BUHGAWK!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!! WAIT!!! (and then i was like, " happy thanksgiving?!!!!!!!!! ben, 'buhgawk' is a CHICKEN, not a turkey!!!" and then he's like,) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
yeah, so isn't that strange? well, i would expect that from him....have i ever told you that i'm not related to him? yeah....he was adopted! (jk........unfortunately......jk again! lol) so anyway, oh yeah! after i explained to him how different a chicken's sound is from a turkey's (something most preschoolers know) i was like, "i'm gonna call NATHAN!!!!!!!!!" yeah, it was funny! ok.....well.......um......i guess i'll just go now....i've run out of stuff to talk about!
wait! i forgot! we went to church tonite and i was VERY glad that i didn't wear the orange wig! we were in the chapel, and we actually had an organ (which we don't have in the new building) and it was kinda a serious service...plus none of my friends that would have found my wig funny were even there! so yeah, it's very good that i just went to church as myself! =)
well, now i'll GO!!!!!!! (wait......nvrmnd......laura would get it.....haha!)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, i just remembered something again. during church tonight we had a prayer time. we all broke up into small groups and prayed. while we were doing that, i thought about how absolutely amazing it is that while we were all praying, God was able to listen to all of our prayers at the same time. isn't that just awesome? and i'm SURE that we were not even the only ones praying at that moment! i know there had to be alot of other people praying to our awesome God at the exact same time! and He heard and understood every one of those prayers! wow. our God is an AWESOME GOD!!!!!!!!
anyway, HAPPY THANKSGIVING AGAIN!!!!!!!! ipml =)
ok, ben just came in from walking suzi, and he was like, "BETH! GUESS WHAT! I WAS WALKING SUZI AND WITHOUT THINKING, MY EAR THINGIES (translation: earbuds) FELL OUT OF MY EARS!!!!!! NO! NOT THAT PART WITHOUT THINKING! ANYWAY! WHEN THEY FELL OUT, WITHOUT THINKING I WAS LIKE, 'GGGGWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' HAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU CAN PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG IF YOU WANT TO! (and then i was like, 'but i don't exactly know how to spell ggggwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwkkkkkkk!!!!!!!! and then he was like,) YOU CAN JUST SAY BUHGAWK!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!! WAIT!!! (and then i was like, " happy thanksgiving?!!!!!!!!! ben, 'buhgawk' is a CHICKEN, not a turkey!!!" and then he's like,) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
yeah, so isn't that strange? well, i would expect that from him....have i ever told you that i'm not related to him? yeah....he was adopted! (jk........unfortunately......jk again! lol) so anyway, oh yeah! after i explained to him how different a chicken's sound is from a turkey's (something most preschoolers know) i was like, "i'm gonna call NATHAN!!!!!!!!!" yeah, it was funny! ok.....well.......um......i guess i'll just go now....i've run out of stuff to talk about!
wait! i forgot! we went to church tonite and i was VERY glad that i didn't wear the orange wig! we were in the chapel, and we actually had an organ (which we don't have in the new building) and it was kinda a serious service...plus none of my friends that would have found my wig funny were even there! so yeah, it's very good that i just went to church as myself! =)
well, now i'll GO!!!!!!! (wait......nvrmnd......laura would get it.....haha!)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, i just remembered something again. during church tonight we had a prayer time. we all broke up into small groups and prayed. while we were doing that, i thought about how absolutely amazing it is that while we were all praying, God was able to listen to all of our prayers at the same time. isn't that just awesome? and i'm SURE that we were not even the only ones praying at that moment! i know there had to be alot of other people praying to our awesome God at the exact same time! and He heard and understood every one of those prayers! wow. our God is an AWESOME GOD!!!!!!!!
anyway, HAPPY THANKSGIVING AGAIN!!!!!!!! ipml =)
ok, i'm very sorry,
i know i said i was going to put some pics on here prob today, but i can't!!!!!! last nite i was downloading all those pics i took (including that video i told you about) and i was also watching a tv show that we watch every tuesday nite. so i was going back and forth between the tv and the computer. so i downloaded all of those pics, and then i realized that i had ( "i don't DAAAAANNNCCCE!!!!!!!!!!!" sorry, i was singing with a hsm 2 song =) forgotten to click the option for deleting the pics off my camera. so i was like, "aw man!!!!" so i had to go through them all and delete them individually. so i did that before i looked at the downloaded pics on the computer. then after i had deleted them all, i went to look at the pics on the computer....and guess what?! THEY WEREN'T THERE!!!!!!!!!! so now i have officially lost ALL of those pics i took!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, i was not very happy....actually i was so UNhappy that i cried.
well, as my mom said, "at least they weren't pictures from mexico or something" so i can retake most of them. but not that video unfortunately! but i'll take my camera to church and i can prob get an even better one. actually i was thinking that next week on wednesday nite i'll take my camera and video tape us singing our INCREDIBLY AWESOME christmas song for the christmas cantata!!!!! that will be very cool....laura and i always sit together during choir and we have sooooooooooooo much fun! i would love to capture it on video!!!! ok...now i can't wait until next week!!!!!!!! unfortunately we don't have choir practice tonight...we don't even have word of life.
ok, well......oh yeah, there is this funny (at least i think so) part on this awesome song that i would like to type out. the song is 'lemonade' by chris rice. it's on my playlist down at the bottom of the screen. also some other songs that r down there that r by him that i LOVE are 'smile' and 'everything's ok' those songs are so amazing! ok, anyway here's that funny part (well, actually i have to listen to the whole song so i can get to that part and write it down =)
"i've got it made, rest in the shade, and hope my love, while God above stirs with a spoon. we share the moon. smile at the bees. more sugar please. He really loves us after all. we're gonna need another straw! we're gonna need another STRAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!"
isn't that awesome?! well, it might not make much sense but maybe if you listen to the whole song it will. i'm not sure about the part "and hope my love" i don't think it makes sense, but maybe it does....idk! lol =)
anyway.....um.....oh yeah!!! i should paint my nails today!!!!!!! i decided that since it was a three-way tie on the color thing, i'm gonna paint one hand a pattern of (wait a second....did i already say this? oh well) orange and blue-green, and the other rainbow! except i really should just do one orange and the other rainbow since kat cheated and voted twice!!!!!! but i'll do it anyway, it'll look funnier! hahaha! my mom is gonna be so embarassed by me tomorrow at our friends' house!!!! (mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!) and if i paint them today, all my friends plus my family are going to be ashamed to be near me because i'll look so ridiculous! i'll say, "my dear friends, this is what happens when you turn fourteen.....you become very hyper all the time and your nails turn weird colors!"......not......i'm already hyper most of the time!!! and so are my friends, and they're not even fourteen yet (well, neither am i, but that will change on friday!!!!). OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! i should wear my dad's orange wig tonight to go with my nails!!!!!! if we weren't gonna be in church with all the adults i prob would wear it.....b/c i'm used to embarassing myself in front of my peers. so it wouldn't matter that much.
oh yeah, speaking of embarassing myself. on sunday mrs. g asked our class if anyone had a birthday this week (if you do, u have to get up in front of everyone and they sing a HORRIFYING round of 'happy birthday'. it is so scary that whenever we have visitors and someone has a birthday, mrs. g appologizes to them for having to hear it, and says she hopes that they will come back to our church!). so, my bday is this week, but no one remembered it except me of course, and alek (he kept looking back at me expecting me to raise my hand). so i didn't tell mrs. g that my bday was on friday, and no one else had a bday this week, so she walked off the stage. but then jaymee was like, "beth, so is your birthday next week?" and i was like, "well......" and then she was like, "MRS. G!!!!!!! BETH'S BIRTHDAY IS THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!" and i was like, "JAYMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" and then mrs. g marched over to me grabbed my wrist and started to drag me up to the front of the room, she wouldn't have had to drag me if i wasn't trying to put all my stuff on my chair instead of carrying it with me. so in the midst of all of this, i stepped on my skirt! THANKFULLY it did not fall down! wow....that would've been soooooo bad! *shiver* so then i got up there and mrs. g was like, "this is what happens when you try to avoid getting up here!" so yeah, it was very funny! all my friends (except laura b/c she's on vacation) came up and sang to me! and then i got a pack of m&ms. mrs. g was like, "now wasn't that worth it?" and i was like, "NO!!!" the whole experience was quite hilarious. lol =)
ok, well, now i'm finally gonna get off here! maybe i'll paint my nails......
ipml!!!!
well, as my mom said, "at least they weren't pictures from mexico or something" so i can retake most of them. but not that video unfortunately! but i'll take my camera to church and i can prob get an even better one. actually i was thinking that next week on wednesday nite i'll take my camera and video tape us singing our INCREDIBLY AWESOME christmas song for the christmas cantata!!!!! that will be very cool....laura and i always sit together during choir and we have sooooooooooooo much fun! i would love to capture it on video!!!! ok...now i can't wait until next week!!!!!!!! unfortunately we don't have choir practice tonight...we don't even have word of life.
ok, well......oh yeah, there is this funny (at least i think so) part on this awesome song that i would like to type out. the song is 'lemonade' by chris rice. it's on my playlist down at the bottom of the screen. also some other songs that r down there that r by him that i LOVE are 'smile' and 'everything's ok' those songs are so amazing! ok, anyway here's that funny part (well, actually i have to listen to the whole song so i can get to that part and write it down =)
"i've got it made, rest in the shade, and hope my love, while God above stirs with a spoon. we share the moon. smile at the bees. more sugar please. He really loves us after all. we're gonna need another straw! we're gonna need another STRAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!"
isn't that awesome?! well, it might not make much sense but maybe if you listen to the whole song it will. i'm not sure about the part "and hope my love" i don't think it makes sense, but maybe it does....idk! lol =)
anyway.....um.....oh yeah!!! i should paint my nails today!!!!!!! i decided that since it was a three-way tie on the color thing, i'm gonna paint one hand a pattern of (wait a second....did i already say this? oh well) orange and blue-green, and the other rainbow! except i really should just do one orange and the other rainbow since kat cheated and voted twice!!!!!! but i'll do it anyway, it'll look funnier! hahaha! my mom is gonna be so embarassed by me tomorrow at our friends' house!!!! (mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!) and if i paint them today, all my friends plus my family are going to be ashamed to be near me because i'll look so ridiculous! i'll say, "my dear friends, this is what happens when you turn fourteen.....you become very hyper all the time and your nails turn weird colors!"......not......i'm already hyper most of the time!!! and so are my friends, and they're not even fourteen yet (well, neither am i, but that will change on friday!!!!). OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! i should wear my dad's orange wig tonight to go with my nails!!!!!! if we weren't gonna be in church with all the adults i prob would wear it.....b/c i'm used to embarassing myself in front of my peers. so it wouldn't matter that much.
oh yeah, speaking of embarassing myself. on sunday mrs. g asked our class if anyone had a birthday this week (if you do, u have to get up in front of everyone and they sing a HORRIFYING round of 'happy birthday'. it is so scary that whenever we have visitors and someone has a birthday, mrs. g appologizes to them for having to hear it, and says she hopes that they will come back to our church!). so, my bday is this week, but no one remembered it except me of course, and alek (he kept looking back at me expecting me to raise my hand). so i didn't tell mrs. g that my bday was on friday, and no one else had a bday this week, so she walked off the stage. but then jaymee was like, "beth, so is your birthday next week?" and i was like, "well......" and then she was like, "MRS. G!!!!!!! BETH'S BIRTHDAY IS THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!" and i was like, "JAYMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" and then mrs. g marched over to me grabbed my wrist and started to drag me up to the front of the room, she wouldn't have had to drag me if i wasn't trying to put all my stuff on my chair instead of carrying it with me. so in the midst of all of this, i stepped on my skirt! THANKFULLY it did not fall down! wow....that would've been soooooo bad! *shiver* so then i got up there and mrs. g was like, "this is what happens when you try to avoid getting up here!" so yeah, it was very funny! all my friends (except laura b/c she's on vacation) came up and sang to me! and then i got a pack of m&ms. mrs. g was like, "now wasn't that worth it?" and i was like, "NO!!!" the whole experience was quite hilarious. lol =)
ok, well, now i'm finally gonna get off here! maybe i'll paint my nails......
ipml!!!!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
i elfed myself!
hey! i got elfed! you can too if u go to:
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1792132241
it's really fun and it's really funny! the people on mine are in this order: ben(my bro),raven,me,jamie. we did another one too. there is a link to it on my mom's blog!it's really funny too!
have fun!!!!!!
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1792132241
it's really fun and it's really funny! the people on mine are in this order: ben(my bro),raven,me,jamie. we did another one too. there is a link to it on my mom's blog!it's really funny too!
have fun!!!!!!
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